Woz Is Officially "Round th' Bend"

According to a Cult of Android post, Woz thinks Apple should start making an Android phone. Saying, “We could compete very well.” Well...yeah, but why would Apple want to? Oh hell. Woz's statements are so silly, I won't even counter.

What the hell has gotten into the boy? I mean, we've always thought the guy was a nerdy genius in the '70s (he wanted to give the Apple I boards away) and thanked God every day it was Steve Jobs making the business decisions back then, but this is crazy on a whole new level. While they're at it, Apple could make a Windows phone too. Hell, why not a trifecta? Build a Blackberry model just to show everybody they really know how to lose billions with the best of 'em!

Woz, Woz. What are we going to do with you? Im starting to feel about him the way I feel about my 84 year-old uncle Gene who puts his shoes on the wrong feet, forgets to zip his pants and still talks to aunt Sally who's been dead for fifteen years.

Here in Texas we just say, "Bless his heart!"